Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 08, 2023

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Dove Bar

The feces-coated penis of a Caucasian male.

After plowing Jennifer's ass for a good ten minutes, Jimmy offered her steaming-fresh Dove Bar.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011

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Dove(in)

Dress up as a bird suit and take a dump in your bro's oven

"Brad Dove(in) -ed my oven Ray?!'

"Can't bake beans on these racks no more!"

by The Mustard Man Larry Tennis May 16, 2017

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I dove you

Means that Halle loves Jacob more

I dove you

by hj69 March 27, 2021

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Mid-day Dove

A mid-day dove person is neither a night owl or an early bird. This person is at their most active point between the hours of 3pm to 6pm... if lucky, maybe 7.

Charlie: Hey, it's 9am let's go for breakfast!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

Charlie: Hey, it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner but do you want to grab a bite anyway?

Brandy: SURE!
Charlie: Wow, you're such a mid-day dove.

Charlie: Hey, let's go out to a bar tonight!

Brandy: Eh... (falling asleep)

by P3PIPER November 02, 2018

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