domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.
"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")
by J. Depvo July 26, 2009
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat
Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.
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Domestic Whip

The opposite of a foreign whip; a car that was manufactured and driven in the country it was made in.
Guy 1: Have you seen Tyrone pushing his domestic whip?! His hellcat can go 200 mph!
Guy 2: Damn!
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domestic chatter

Conversations revolved around the topics of marriage and children. Occures most commonly in the work place.
As a young, single, and childless individual, my coworkers' endless talk of their "perfect" kids and "shitty" husbands makes me want to quit. I need an environment with less domestic chatter.
by AudiLuver August 28, 2017
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domestically trained

That girl is domestically trained
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Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.
Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.
by theslothinator February 15, 2023
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