van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

Doink a joint

Smoking a joint

I had a hard day so I need to doink a joint

by Brewsa78 June 30, 2023

doinking a doinker

Smoking a joint

From the famous TikToker @notnataliebenson “my girl math is taking a garden gummy while doinking a doinker so that once the doinker has doinked off the garden gummy comes in and extends your entire gardening session”
I’m going to go doink a doinker-or-I’m going to go smoke a joint

by 420_outhere06 March 19, 2024

Yoinking My Doink

"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".

Person A: Hey! How's it going?

Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!

Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.

by [\/] April 26, 2025

Fa-doink

Another name for a gay person generally used by italians

Hey I never that you were a Fa-doink I should introduce you to my brother he's one too.

by kyle saint August 10, 2021

Doink

Bumped into, Smacked, Hit, Crash into, Slam into, Run into, Plow into, Knock.

Who doinked my car door?
You just barely doinked it!

by SampoFinn November 3, 2018

Doink

To masturbate aggressively

I was so upset that I failed the job interview that I just sat down and doinked right there

by mankeys4eva April 21, 2021