diahrea

liquid shit and piss that can sometimes hurt

"qrplomp" says the diahrea "O shit i shouldn't have had that chipotle"

by fuckinbitchestogetmoney June 8, 2016

Diaper

A type of clothing made out of absorbent material and fashioned in the shape of underwear. Worn under normal pants to absorb urine and contain feces, most often worn by infants and toddlers not yet potty trained.

The baby's diaper is full, it needs to be changed

by xXanonymousXx October 6, 2012

nuked diaper

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008

Des Moines Diaper

The act of anal sex with a female that when completed with said act evidence of anal sex is left on the male penis and the said evidence is wiped on the females panties and the female puts the panties back on without knowledge of said evidence.

Dude I fucked that chick from the bar up her ass last night and when we were done I gave her the ole Des Moines Diaper!!

by LIL_MARK June 4, 2009

Dirty Diaper

A peanut butter fold (a piece of bread smeared with peanut butter and then folded in half and then eaten). Named so because it somewhat resembles a dirty diaper.

I yelled at ma to make me a couple of dirty diapers for lunch.

by McCock, the Crime Dick June 22, 2008

Diaper Dan

The default nickname assigned to any person of the male gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I hope Diaper Dan hurries up with his job, I really need to use the crapper.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

diaphanous

Light and Delicate.

Benedict+Samantha

Benedict and Samantha were dressed very diaphanous at their wedding.

by ShingleShite May 5, 2017