A promo on a verge of bankruptcy or a big loss or closing, often obscure brands/restaurants/places/businesses. Used as one of the last strategies as a desperation for profit
Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
Has a high change to be permanently closed if you paused your visit for too long at an unspecified period, or the branches are already permanently closed in some places
"I got a discount voucher from my favourite payment app loyalty for a little obscure restaurant and when I visited, unfortunately the branch I visited was permanently closed and a new tenant replaced them. It was a desperate promo"
"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
"I saw a promo for an obscure buffet / all you can eat restaurant on my digital bank app and when I searched the branch in my uni city, it's already closed forever a long time ago. I'm sure that this is a desperate promo"
by PuniUwUCute March 31, 2023
Get the desperate promomug. Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!
by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019
Get the Desperealitymug. A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him
by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019
Get the Desperatemug. When a person who claims to be a comedian/comedienne does whatever no matter how degrading or stupid to get a laugh.
by WraithBlade993 August 16, 2023
Get the Desperation Comedymug. When a younger woman fornicates with an older man, usually married at time of consummation.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
It's origin is unknown, but rumor has it that the term originated when rumors spread that Eva Longoria took part in an affair with Hugh Hefner during his 7th marriage. Longoria was allegedly only 24 at the time.
"Kerry is currently taken by a married man with kids"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
"Ah, the old fashioned 'reverse desperate housewife'"
by durkadurkista November 4, 2013
Get the Reverse Desperate Housewifemug. by Zeussed December 2, 2020
Get the desperate frogmug. When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
Get the desperate sexmug.