Afro-Denial

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

by Wikkid Dragon March 5, 2006

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Zoomer Denial

When a member of Generation Z or a "Zoomer" denies that the fourth industrial revolution is happening.

Bob: Griffin told me that he thinks Ethereum is a ponzi scheme. I'm worried about him.
Alice: He just doesn't understand blockchain technology. He's deep in zoomer denial right now. Hopefully he snaps out of it before it's too late.

by EvilIndustryInc April 3, 2021

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Cougar Denial

The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.

Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!

35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"

by Daniel9787 August 3, 2009

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sleep denial

When one is dozing off but refuses to admit they are falling asleep

Dude: "Hey, you're falling asleep. Give me the remote!"

Homie: "I'm not falling asleep! (zzzz..snoooore..zzzz)"

Dude: "You're in sleep denial, homie."

by MajorBlaze1 December 29, 2010

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Chinese Dentist

Casual slang for two-thirty in the afternoon, as in Tooth-Hurty.
Can be used to arrange meet-ups at two-thirty in the presence of others who you do not want to attend. However, it only caters for a very small region of time.

Bob: Alright, see you at chinese dentist.
Phil: Nice one.
Alex: What? Where's the chinese dentist?

by lbr11 October 3, 2011

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dentish

The language an individual speaks when a dentist is asking questions while working on his/her teeth. Is usually depicted as continuous gurgling and nonsense, and is quite difficult for non-dental experts to understand.

Dentist: (cleaning teeth) "So, how has school been going lately? Getting good grades, I assume!"

Patient: (speaking dentish) "Gloshfolshlshlsosshshsohgsohslgshoo."

Dentist: "That's wonderful! Hey, could you open up a little wider?"

by iPhoneBlows May 1, 2014

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