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Danish Cherry

When a man has a woman give him a blowjob and he ejaculates onto a womans face, and then punches her so she bleeds. The cum and blood combine to look like a goey strawberry substance like a cherry danish.
So how did your sister like that Danish Cherry?
by Kpkillar January 5, 2009
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danish taco

An abnormally blonde vagina with blue spots around the clitorus
It's all fun and games until she pulls her danish taco out
by Jigglybins October 9, 2016
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Danish Butter Cookie

Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
by Wheelwood January 15, 2018
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Danish Donut

A danish donut is the bite size turds you shit that your partner eats as they are tossing salad.
You're gf loves leaving me chocolate rings after eating danish donuts
by DragonManFedYou June 16, 2011
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Danish love

Danish love is a term used when describing what occurs when a man with triphalia engages in unprotected gay sex typically another Dane though this term can used to describe this occurrence with all other nationalities except for Germans and Swedes.
Did you see that freaky Danish love scene in that porno I left in your VCR? I can't believe he actually has three penises!
by Tour Manager December 19, 2008
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Danish Doughnut

Where a chick eats a bread stick outta the dudes ass while jerking it. When she reaches his ass hole she then tosses his salad. Then she has to eat a danish to get the nasty taste outta her mouth.
Also known as "The olive garden"
Dude, me and my cchick went to olive garden and totally danish doughnutted it.
by Rawrrlikeadinosaur June 16, 2011
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Danish Rover

A wanker extraordinaire. Equivalent to useless but with a big ego.
That dude is nothing but a Danish Rover!
by Fiona Marlish August 24, 2006
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