merry damage

a slang term for the common cider for neds it is called merry damage because if u drink a bottle you will undoubtfully spew youre ring.

gees a drink o' yer merry damage now ya cunt.

by simon G October 20, 2005

Holy Damage

the Achilles Heel of a Bosgrel*

*see definition of Bosgrel for additional information

Sam: yo man, a Bosgrel attacked me, but I defeated it with my Holy Damage. Jesus was within. Allow it blud!

by someone jim April 30, 2008

damaged goods

When a guy or a girl had already been married and had children and now he/she is divorced and looking for another partner.

-Why are you still not with that guy? He's hot!
-Nah I don't want no damaged goods.

by crimsonvipermaya February 8, 2009

damage

damage: exclamation. Energetic exclamation expressed in the presence of amazing or felicitous things and events, referring to neuronal damage (brain overload) occurring during exposure to the object of admiration.

He cried "Damage!" in an exalted state of utter amazement.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

damaged chick

A chick (girl,woman) who's had suffered a psychological and/or physical trauma that prevents them from having healthy relationships.

dude - have you heard about john?
dude 2 - yeah he's going out with some damaged chick.

by kenpachi from zaraki May 13, 2011

splash damage

An accidental strike of sperm

I was in a three way and I accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy

by Whocan April 12, 2005

damaged walrus

1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.

Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.

by Christine Delino September 1, 2006