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cuntmeters

An unrecognized unit of measurement, which contains both metric and imperial units of measurement. It is the product of 2 or more measurements with a stronger relation to expressions with more than 2 units, because after 2 measurements people sometimes forget to check the units, assuming all the units to be the same.

The cuntmeter is used because of complete lack of interest in converting units, and/or the resulting answer. Problems most likely to use cuntmeters typically come from textbook questions, but can be used in any aspect of life. The product doesn't really matter, because if it did, the corresponding units would have been calculated from the beginning.

If in fact the answer DID matter, the person recording the measurements would have to really be a big greasy cunt to record them all in different units. Even if the measurements came from different sources, they should have been converted into a standard unit. Thus, the cuntmeter is born.
The surface area of a cube with sides measuring 3.75 in. by 26.3 cm by 2.24 ft is about 332 cuntmeters squared.
by Godsninja November 2, 2013
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cunthole

an appropriate word for something that doesn’t appreciate the quality of pizza
that cunthole dropped my pizza
by pizzalover75 August 22, 2017
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Cuntlord

A legend of the game and will be heavily missed, best twitter account going
Ah did you see cuntlords tweet the other day what a legend
by Mashley cole December 30, 2019
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Cuntmug

This word originates from coastal San Diego. It implies one being apiggy. Someone muggling, or lopingsnatch rather than guzzling beer.
"Rainbow" Whalen and "Town Drunk" Ausiello are 2 cuntmugs.
by Colton Cruse April 4, 2005
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Cuntgoloid

by Big Papa Goat November 18, 2003
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Cunthooks

Used to describe a man who is enthralled by a woman. Example: "She's got him by the cunthooks"
by Terry boughton May 2, 2003
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Cuntmoot

A gathering of unsavoury tramps between two public houses, usually in a circle, in the middle of the road. Cuntmoots are often formed by the coming together of chavs/townies/neds.
"I'll see you at the cuntmoot in 30 minutes"
"Did you see the cuntmoot last night?"
by Matt Johnston September 25, 2005
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