Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will
by Ghac October 13, 2011
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John thought he was the shit after being called a pedifile at summer camp until he realized he had crabs all up in his ass.
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An acronym for "Completely Useless By September" which describes the Chicago Cubs for the past century or so. The Cubs often claim to be cursed, but most know it is just an excuse for failure.
by J.Z. July 3, 2005
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Man: Alison whats that crawling up your leg?
Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.
Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.
Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.
Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.
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Get the Curbstomp the Haters mug.A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
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Typically very needy woman (*see 2:30 dirty) hang out here because they were denied entry and really want an entry of their own via a purple jofa in their arse. All while chowing on street meat.... obviously
Typically very needy woman (*see 2:30 dirty) hang out here because they were denied entry and really want an entry of their own via a purple jofa in their arse. All while chowing on street meat.... obviously
Yo, I picked up this angel at CLUB CURBSIDE last night!!
Really? How hot was she?
She was like 2 hundo easy.
Fuck buddy that's nothin. I was at CLUB CURBSIDE last week and I snagged a 400 pounder! I'm talking trophy fish!!
Dude ur nasty!
Ate her ass too, will knots and all!
Of course u did, ur a real sick bird!
Well I'm definitely not *ROSENSOFT I can tell u that!
Fuck no..luv that fucking CLUB CURBSIDE!!
Really? How hot was she?
She was like 2 hundo easy.
Fuck buddy that's nothin. I was at CLUB CURBSIDE last week and I snagged a 400 pounder! I'm talking trophy fish!!
Dude ur nasty!
Ate her ass too, will knots and all!
Of course u did, ur a real sick bird!
Well I'm definitely not *ROSENSOFT I can tell u that!
Fuck no..luv that fucking CLUB CURBSIDE!!
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