crysack

A crysack is an annoying person who whines on and on about small issues that are bothering them.

Bob hasn't shut up since i stabbed him in the eye. He's being a real crysack about it.

by thrakazog January 31, 2008

Crystal Skull Syndrome

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

by my only paradigm March 25, 2009

Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker

My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Sailor moon crystal

Another version of Sailor moon but even better it also contains 39 episodes its even shorter :/

me:MOON PRIDE ANATA NO CHIKARA NI NARITAI!!!!
Guy:..?
Friend: Oh she just singing the sailor moon crystal opening
Guy: Oh shes wierd tho -Walks away-

by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021

Crystal

The stupidest most basic bitch

"Have you seen Crystal anywhere?"
"Yeah shes at starbucks trying to figure out who Hitler is."

by crystzl March 30, 2015

Crystal

A girl who pops babies like a bunny but doesnt take care of them. Says she is a bad bitch or a real bitch but slept with her best friends man and still talks to her and makes her mom take care of her kids. She depends on everyone else to do her job as a mother. We can't call her a mother. She is not a bad bitch she's just doing bad. She think nobody knows that she fucked all her brothers friends but we all do and we laugh at her.

Where is crystal?

She left with a guy for a month.

Where are her kids.

Her mom has them.

Has she called to asked for them?

No, but they're doing way better without her.

by nemo98 October 22, 2013

Crystal

A cruel, heartless cow with no social skills who believes that being slightly more intelligent than her partner makes up for things she's done wrong, even if she had to make up some lies to feel better about her own mistakes.

She is also most likely a chronic masturbator. See Wanker.

Crystal tried to get my friends to hate me today and failed, but its okay because she's slightly smarter than me!

by Dave the Busdriver January 1, 2012