Crying Coach

On a kids sports team, when kids cry, The Crying Coach is the adult who walks the kid off to the side and stands with them until the crying stops.

John felt embarrassed when he fumbled the kickoff but, after a few minutes with The Crying Coach, he felt better and could return to the game.

by dogstar7 May 15, 2009

crying sphincter

having excessive anal penetration to the point where your anus hole releases all witheld liquids into another demention, where it is consumed by the one and only wiener demon.

i heard donner gave big balls ben a crying sphincter last night. the wiener demons gunna feast on that one.

by big balls ben May 15, 2010

crying child blueycapsules

C.C is amazing, he speaks emojis, i love him. /p

have you heard of crying child blueycapsules ?
yeah hes my favorite emoji speaker

by Vincey Toes June 2, 2022

cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.

With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.

by ©m® May 5, 2006

For Crying Out Loud

A Pop Punk/Screamo band from Cape Cod, MA, sometimes referred to as '4COL.'

Fan 1: Hey, dude! Did you catch that 4COL show last weekend?
Fan 2: Yeah, bro! 'For Crying Out Loud' kicks ass!

by caribou4colfan June 7, 2009

crying over spilled milk

Crying over spilled milk is when someone bitches about something so stupid and pathetic

Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR

Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat

by Dirtyred April 30, 2007

Crying Man

1. Immediately following sex the male rolls to the side of the female, curls up into the fetal position, and begins to start "crying" making the female extremly uncomfortable and questioning his manhood and if she ever wants to see the male again.

2. During sex the male begins to "cry" resulting in the female questioning his manhood, why she is sleeping with him, and if she will ever want to see him again.

Jim: Did Sean get rid of that annoying bitch he hooked up with last week.

Dave: No, not yet but tonight he is going to do the Crying Man. She probably wont want to see him or talk to him ever after that.

Sally: What happend with Mike? I thought you had a thing for him
Jane: I did, but then he started crying after we had sex. It made me so uncomfortable that I cant even look at him now.

by Scottie Wilks September 22, 2008