Carpet Cruncher

someone who eats pussy

dude ur a carpet cruncher!

by xXxemodancerxXx December 9, 2008

Salmon Cruncher

an Alaskan lesbian

I was in Valdez for work, and the salmon crunchers were everywhere!

by Snarkopotomous July 16, 2015

Crunchwrapped

Good to go; ready; fully prepared.

"We're all crunchwrapped. Time to hit the road."

by KozySpike February 11, 2010

Crunchy Frogs

The physical appearance of a womans or mans erect nipples protruding through her shirt.

It must be cold in here. I can see Linda’s crunchy frogs

by howardchrist June 21, 2018

crunchy ass nigga

A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014

crunchy cunt

the sound during sex that snap crackle and pop crunch

I was so deep in her the crunchy cunt was loud

by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"

person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.

by KK-chan September 28, 2008