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tea & crumpets

oh those tea & crumpets look nice
by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
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Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 26, 2022
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Buttering the Crumpets

When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
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penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”
by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018
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Humpin' the crumpet

1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'
Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.

I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018
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Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed
That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy
by VileGay September 20, 2023
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Crumpet

Pass me a crumpet

I identify as a crumpet
by Tom whithout a k June 17, 2020
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