by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017
Get the tea & crumpetsmug. Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 26, 2022
Get the Crumpets and teamug. When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
Get the Buttering the Crumpetsmug. Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018
Get the penis crumpetmug. Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018
Get the Humpin' the crumpetmug. by VileGay September 20, 2023
Get the Strumpet Crumpetmug. by Tom whithout a k June 17, 2020
Get the Crumpetmug.