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crouch potato

another word to describe FECES.
Hey Larry and Khalid, I'm gonna plant a crouch potato in the toilet. Hold my calls!
by E to the V January 4, 2008
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crouching tiger hidden naggin

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. Topping up non-alcoholic drinks
2. Going into the bathrooms, doing shots in the cubicle, from the bottle (usually with a friend) for the purpose of getting drunk cheaply
1. "Hmm this needs alcohol"
"I'll do some crouching tiger hidden naggin"

2. "The drinks are expensive here"
"That's okay, come to the bathroom with me for some crouching tiger hidden naggin"
by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008
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crosbiphile

Someone obsessed with the man who goes by the name of James, Shniz, Shnoz, Giraffe or the kid who's really bad a life.
A crosbiphile usually knows almost everything about the shniz, for example, height, weight, favourite book, shoe size and sexual interest.
Guy #1: Crosby!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy #2: mutters- dirty crosbiphile

Dom Cros: (doing a routine checkup of the local dubbo giraffe)
Random Guy: Crosbiphiles like that should be behind bars.
by David Pocock February 21, 2010
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Justin Crosby

1.Young music producer/lyricist.

Credits:
"Nobody's Home" - Avril Lavigne
"Fire" - Augustana
"So-So Suicide" - Finger Eleven
"She Is" - The Fray
"Always Be" - Jimmy Eat World
"Pressure" - Paramore
etc.
Justin Crosby has worked on
Nobody's Home
Fire
So-So Suicide
She Is
Always Be
Pressure
etc.
by Clive Davis May 11, 2008
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jeremy crouch

a man that is from asia. He has a big dick that he has to drag where ever he goes which makes it useless. Also known as crouching tiger
JEREMY GO FIND FIRE

Crouch ing Tiger

Jeremy Crouch we been here for hour
by Roberto Montoya June 24, 2008
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Myles Crosby

An absolute dreamboat. The total package. A sexy male model who is at this moment ranked the #11 male model in the world. He started out with some incredible Calvin Klein campaigns & is the face of the CK fragrance Euphoria. He's also musically gifted. Did I mention that he's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous? To top it all off, he's headed to SMU on a football scholarship.
Person1: "Look at that hunk!"
Person2: "You mean that gorgeous boy who also happens to be an amazing football player too?"
Person1: "Yeah...he's going to be the next Myles Crosby."
by AnKy May 21, 2013
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Crouch

To crush couch. AKA the act of sitting/laying/napping/molesting/being on a couch for an extended period of time. See also: Dave Rector
EX1: Person 1: "What are you doin Dave?"
Dave: "Nothin, just crouchin at the house, youtubin hightops nintendo."
EX2: Dave: "I can't wait to get off work so I can get home and crouch."
by csmitten February 15, 2009
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