Cripple

to fuck up someone or something

I’m bout to cripple this bitch

by daddykelvin November 21, 2019

Cajun Crippler

Covering ones fingers with Tabasco Sauce (or anything spicy) and then finger banging a girl.

Jim Bob ate a whole bucket of crawdads and then went home and gave Bobby Sue the Cajun Crippler

by mv86 February 11, 2008

swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.

Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple

by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011

crippled

when something's funny, doesn't go right, or something you don't want to do. and something that's stupid and pisses you off.

look at her hair! it looks crippled!

i don't wanna do this shit, it's crippled!

i'm moving... that's crippled!

by mariahbriana August 4, 2008

The Crippler

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.

Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.

by therapists July 16, 2008

Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed October 17, 2008

crapple sauce

Slushy shit comes out all melted and brown

Dom Spreads crapple sauce all over his mouth and sucks on his bed pillow

by Dickpuncher69 October 4, 2005