crooked

It means Gay. You see... A non gay person is straight. So then a gay person would have to be crooked.

man i be walking at the mall just chillin when my crooked cuzins cum up and ruin my happiness

by Sum1SUmwehere June 10, 2003

Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

Triple Crossed

The act of being three substances, such as alcohol, marijuana, and or narcotics, at the same time.

"Dude I was triple crossed and ate Jenny's ass"

by FuckableJenny November 11, 2018

Crooked

It is a person who suffers from a crooked or tilted head.

Yugant Joshi who is crooked

by My Boy Joe January 24, 2011

Crossed the Mexican border

Had sex with.

Man, I just crossed the Mexican border with her.

by downsouther May 1, 2011

crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.

Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.

by Vulture July 29, 2004

Crossed Word

When someone sends you a text using the Word or itap function on their cell phone and it doesn't make sense because Word guessed something other than the desired word. Usually occurs in texts sent by teenage girls.

Matt: Hey check out this text I got, it says "Was I wearing my cat at your house earlier?".

Jim: Did Katie leave drunk?

Matt: No I think he meant to say HAT but the text got crossed word.

by It Was Written March 14, 2010