If you but malted cheese in a croissant and shove it up your ass you can see the space time continuem
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if someone needs to put some crocs on they need to stop whatever the heckin' heck they are doing and calm tf down
Person 1: *screams* "UGH I HATE YOU MAN, IM OUT OF HERE"
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"
Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "
Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*
Person 2: "whoa slow your roll my dudette you need to chill tf out and put some crocs on"
Person 1: *thinks for a moment and looks up* "yeah....your right my dude...i need to put some crocs on"
Person 2: *sighs and puts hand on shoulder* "i knew you would get it someday, now go out there and tell the world what you've learned "
Person 1: *tears in his eyes* "how could i ever repay you?"
Person 2: *ride into the sunset on a razor scooter * "put some crocs on!!" *does a tailwhip, there's a freeze-frame and the credits roll*
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Get the sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant mug.A life practice or way of life that is built upon rigorously following the characteristics of a Cogswell.
Friend 1: "I'm thinking about practicing Cogswellianism."
Friend 2: "I don't mean to shatter your hopes... But it's pretty much impossible to be a TRUE Cogswellian."
Friend 1: "For real?
Friend 2: "Yeah man... Last time I heard, there's only a few or possibly even one TRUE Cogswellian."
Friend 3: "If I met that guy, I'd kick his ass"
Friend 2: "I don't mean to shatter your hopes... But it's pretty much impossible to be a TRUE Cogswellian."
Friend 1: "For real?
Friend 2: "Yeah man... Last time I heard, there's only a few or possibly even one TRUE Cogswellian."
Friend 3: "If I met that guy, I'd kick his ass"
by Sharterbaggers January 13, 2008
Get the Cogswellianism mug.The fear of croissants. It is not too common, but some people have it. It is usually caused by a bad nightmare causing the person to dislike croissants, or if they find disgust in the food. Some levels of croissanaphobia are low, but there are some occasions where the level is high and the croissanaphobic person cannot even look at them. Adjective: Croissanaphobic.
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