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critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.
This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Critical moment

A lot of references to critical moments are made with sports. There are no critical moments in most sports games, somebody being in critical condition is a critical moment. Someone performing well under a lot of pressure where not many people would is a lot different than a critical moment.
The guy who helped his team win a ball game isn't really someone who didn't back down from a critical moment, he's just a guy that helped his team win, or didn't quit if they weren't winning, if a reference is made to a guy on a team that didn't win doing something in a critical moment.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019
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Criio

Usually what people say when a moment of cri falls upon them (also related to no u situation).
Katie: Darnell why did u take my car?
Darnell: Criio Katie calm down.
by Johnie Robinette March 16, 2020
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Criticolling

To use {criticism{ and {control} together another person is criticolling prounounced CRITIKOWLING

Those that {criticise} and {control} others are criticoller's prounounced CRITIKOWLER
My partner is very criticolling towards both myself and her own family and friends and therefore she is a criticoller
I have used this in my new self-help book Goodbye past Hello future which is being released in July
by Mothmann April 29, 2020
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criticohumidology

The study of the collective works of streamer Moist Cr1TiKaL, aka penguinz0 or Charlie White.
Criticohumidology has been an undisputed force of nature in 2010 when the video GOOFY RUN cited Charlie's QWOP review.
by TV Quiz PhD November 17, 2020
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Criti

It's a guy with a big dick but without big dick energy
Did you invite him to the party? Yes but he is a Criti and won't come.
by unknown2810 November 21, 2021
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critic's misery

When you pay so much attention to entertainment that it's ruined.
Critic's Misery ruined Game of Thrones when I saw that coffee cup!
by TopherVexel December 27, 2021
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