Pimpin Chimp

(v) sexual act of when you have sex with a girl while you have to shit. and as you ejaculate, crap and throw it in her face. may cause intense orgasms.

Me: my wife was totally shitfaced last night.
friend: really off what?
Me: A pimpin chimp!

by mustardtiger July 4, 2010

Chimp

Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.

hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.

by Stephanie and Andrew May 6, 2008

Death Car For Crimpy

Elyse - Death Cab For Cutie are awesome
Peter - More Like... Death Car for... Crimpy
Elyse *rolling on floor laughing*

Death Car For Crimpy are awesome :) haha

by Elyse :) August 16, 2006

Chimp

n. Brutal output of constipated feces
v. chimp; chimping; chimpped
shit, poop, crap, poo, feces

My cat finally fucking CHIMPPED last night!

by gothfungus January 10, 2012

Chimp Pimp

A cooler way to say zookeeper.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.

Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"

by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

Cimp

A word that describes a man who let a woman run over her and let her do anything with another man that gets him off with sexual pleasure

Man Billy got cheated on by his girlfriend and still pay for her car notes he's a total Cimp for bro.

by MR.TURTH2255 May 4, 2020

Chimp

A dumbass person

Person 1: "I'm going to shove a fork in an outlet."
Person 2: "Dude, you're an absolute chimp."

by Frixion fred September 19, 2020