noun - A person who has completely merged with their cell phone. Fairly indistinguishable from a schizophrenic, as it is difficult to determine if they are talking to themselves, or to spider demons at large.
Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.
Play on "cyborg" q.v. and a merger of cell (phone) + "Borg" q.v.
That guy is such a cellborg! He was sitting on the toilet, wheeling and dealing!
Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!
Don't be such a cellborg! Take that piece of crap outta your ear once in a while!
by Roguess November 26, 2006
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Is Harry porking Sally?
Nah, they're just cell mates, always texting. Her phone bill must be longer than my dick.
Speaking of, my Japanese gardner called, he wants his penis back. Snap!
Nah, they're just cell mates, always texting. Her phone bill must be longer than my dick.
Speaking of, my Japanese gardner called, he wants his penis back. Snap!
by Professor Powers March 5, 2010
Get the cell mate mug.A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.
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