crabs

Little animals found on the beach.

Samantha, don't talk to strangers, you'll get crabs.

by Rob Templin February 13, 2003

cresc

Abbreviation for "crescent fresh", especially in an expression of the degree of crescent freshness, as used on and made popular by the show Sifl & Olly.

It's cresc.
That was just so cresc, it was just totally cresc!

by divideby0 May 21, 2007

Taxi crabs

The itchy, scratchy feeling after exiting a dirty taxi cab.

I can't stop scratching my legs after getting out of that dirty taxi cab. I think I caught taxi crabs!

by Habeeb-Gebbys August 13, 2010

Tarzan Crabs

Pubic lice gifted by Satan with the awesome power of Tarzan's vine swinging abilities, usually seen hanging on the ends of a poor soul's pube, waiting to dive into the next patch of unexpecting ball fluff they come across.

Sex with Whores or Modern Female Musicians may result in Tarzan Crabs.

by SOMEONE GET A MOP! January 7, 2011

Revenge Crabs

The act of buying crabs (pubic lice, dumbass) off the internet and secretly placing them on somebody who has fucked shit up for you.

friend 1: i cant believe he did that. I'm getting revenge crabs on him.

friend 2: oh shit

by the friendly turkey deliverer October 21, 2010

cheese crease

The place between a man's scrotum and leg (where the scrotum is always sticking to the leg), usually very sweaty and stinky when one rubs their finger across it.

I stuck my finger in my cheese crease yesterday after taking a jog and the smell almost made me sick.

by baller-b December 8, 2006

Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus

Freds bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008