I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
Get the Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra mug.A device made by superior beings. It is constructed out of rugged wax and has color added to it in it's liquid form. Once cooled and a label slapped on it. The Crayon can be used to create or destroy.
by Windexter April 16, 2003
Get the crayon mug.Occurs when a small peice of feces becomes wedged between the buttcheeks; despite endless wiping it will continue to leave fecal matter on the toilet paper. Continuous wiping results in turd being rubbed down like the tip of a crayon.
by Mike Mullin September 4, 2006
Get the crayola crapola mug.The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
by el_yotcho December 9, 2008
Get the crayon effect mug.Becky: "Oh my God, did you see Mikayla's new purse?"
Kate: "Yeah I did! Isn't it Crayolafabulous?"
Becky: "Fer sure!"
Kate: "Yeah I did! Isn't it Crayolafabulous?"
Becky: "Fer sure!"
by Kittsu October 1, 2007
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