Craton

A true legend, one of the greatest stoners of all time. He once out smoked snoopdogg. Has more pussy then he knows how to handle.

You hit that shit like craton, true g.

by dogdog1234568 November 22, 2021

Cratinuty

An algorithm that critiques every part of a person's life until they break

The cratinuty was just to much for her to handle

by Spaulding2 April 13, 2022

Creation

An man capable of programming, destroying fatherless children and has 500 times more IQ than jellybean (5 IQ that she has) know for hating Fatherus missingus (jellybean in latin) This man is fatherless, but he has a christian mom that makes him avoid lgbt shit and more

Creation: hey jellybean is your name in latin Fatherus Missingus?
Jellybean: yes!
Jellybean: I'm satanist btw

by creationreal May 2, 2022

Creationist

An idiot who thinks, despite overwhelming evidence disproving them, that evolution is a hoax, and that the Bible is to be taken seriously.
Also a synonym for penis head

Creationist: "AHA! IF EVOLUTION IS A FACT, THEN WHY DON'T WE SEE ANY DOGODILES, OR FRONKEYS, OR HIPPOPHANTS!?

by StarSoupMan December 13, 2023

cratiana

cra is beautiful girl she’s sexy asf and she thinks she a city girl but whole time she in luv w tonio😂

cratiana is so pretty

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.

"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Creationism

The belief that all things were created by some Divine Power, rather than natural processes such as Evolution.

Ugh.. This is too hard I'm gonna believe in Creationism.

by Siege0 November 3, 2025