crap mole

Someone who is crappy, ugly, and is occasionally smelly. You would not like to be one.

Julia: Have you talked to Zach today?

Gwynn: Yeah, he's being a crap mole.

by kclutzoness May 30, 2016

Crap in a Corner

When a girl wants to sleep with you & you don't want to, but decide it's more prudent to do so than decline.

When Michelle asked me to sleep with her, I had to crap in a corner.

by LVG007 November 9, 2021

crap rock

Simple rock music that isn't about being Joe Satriani; played by people who just want to make music; frequently using crappy gear with minimal studio production; often duos and trios entailing less than the standard rock ensemble. Hated by guitarists who practice all the time but never get famous.

Jack: Man, I hate crap rock. If that were me, I'd get a real drummer and put wailing solos all over the place.
Jill: Yeah, but this way people actually enjoy listening to it.

by raulcleary June 23, 2008

crap off

used by people who dont like to swear as a bad insult.. used instead of fuck off and sounds completly retarded, try to avoid using it. often sounds posh when ya use it

Tim: haha, your mums nose looks like a penis

Eddie: oh, crap off

Tim: hahaha, wotz that meant to mean? crap off hahahaha

by X~jimmy~X June 16, 2007

crap sofa

Jules and Maxo's Sofa

If I have to go back to that spot on 11th and B and sit on the crap sofa one more time I might just take a shit on it.

by dacannonrolla May 9, 2009

crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.

I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!

by drewnsam January 16, 2008

crap wafer

A particularly meaningless insult which describes a person as a wafer or cookie that was baked with shit or crap as a main ingredient. This insult is generally used when someone has no better name to call someone.

"You know what, you're just a crap wafer!"

by Larry Finster December 24, 2009