Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

cyber cramp

A sudden, involuntary, spasmodic contraction of muscle(s) in the hand, sometimes with severe pain - which may last from seconds to minutes as a result of playing video games using game controllers.

Damn! I've been gaming so much I get cyber cramps in my hands!!

by Sushiray June 24, 2014

Pen Cramp

A pain in your fingers after using a pen. Can be caused by either writing or drawing, (as well as other pen uses). Similar to Writer's Cramp.

OW FUCK I THINK IVE GOT PEN CRAMP
no -no guys its not wanker's cramp, Ive been drawing for the past hour and a half

by Comic_27 January 16, 2021

Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"

I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me

by phieleblunt November 19, 2010

Cramp

no im taking about period cramps im talking about muscle cramps this cramps happen either by

if you wake up wrong

if you wake up wrong And if it cold
if you workout without stretching or even if your done
or just random
cramps are normal they happen they either don't hurt much or do a lot they mostly happen in the leg or foot tho yes it will hurt I wouldn't say go to. the doctor it rarely happen if you have to go the doctor but other then don't go this pain can last about a few seconds or maybe a few minutes

Jose: hey wanna play build a raft
Gio:sure

Austin: ok
*few hours later)
Jose: ok let explore that islan- SHIT FUCK FUCK

Austin and gio: WHAT you ok
Jose ; yeah just a cramp give me a minute
Austin and gio: k
a few seconds later
Jose: k back

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021

Cramping

Being on your period whilst camping.

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!

by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024

Cramps

Something that happens when a woman or female is bleeding through their private area and has TONS of cramps,and they say women are weak.

Female 1:FUCK MY PERIOD STARTED.
Female 2:THE CRAMPS-

by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020