half calfs

socks that climb halfway up ones calf, often worn with basketball shoes and usually colored black, mainly worn by basketball players or lacross players and genarly popular people.

"hey that new kid on the b-ball team is rockin them half calfs."

by garret perry December 3, 2011

standing on a crafting tabel

sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..

WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL

by Kiwi 👍💚 May 22, 2021

Chalfont

According to the October 2005 issue of U.S. News and World Report, Chalfont was rated the 3rd toughest town in all of America. The publishers did not release the names of the top two toughest towns, for fear that the citizens of Chalfont would feel compelled to change things. Never before in the history of mankind has a small town churned out so many superior athletes, dating back to the early days of Mike Pettine C.B. West Football. While the dynsasty formerly known as Bucks Football has faded recently, the dominance that is Chalfont has spread to other areas; from the newly built C.B. South Titans to the quartet of "Chalfont's Finest" that led La Salle to their best season in years. While there are differing views as to why Chalfont has become a hotbed for talent, scholars maintain that it is a classic case of the environment shaping the individual. The toughness of each citizen rubs off on the young ones, and naturally they excel in their respective athletics. Outsiders may contest that their town may be tougher than The Font, but chances are those outsiders have never had a taste of Chalfont's finest dish: THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

Last record of conversation with Natalee Holloway:

"Wow that was a great trip, but I need something more exciting. Chalfont seems like a fun place, right?"

by dafont May 14, 2006

hover craft

Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.

Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.

by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

CRAFT Moment

Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'

I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment

by Kitty Firefly August 2, 2008

Craft

Originating from the word 'Crafty' and 'to craft. Craft can be used in multiple contexts.

The word can be used to show appreciation for an action or, inanimate object.

Can be used to describe a person as being smart and entrepreneurial in their activities.

'Oh, those are craft shoes man'

'You managed to sell all that? You're craft bro'

'That guy over there? Yeah he's craft af'

by Chodben July 3, 2018