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Cooter Fuzz 

The left-over pubic hair at the bottom of the tub after a woman shaves her pussy bald.
I love when my old lady shaves her snatch bald, but she always leaves cooter fuzz in the tub.
Cooter Fuzz by hotrod94 October 16, 2009

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.
I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.
Cooter safari by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Spider Legs 

Pubic hair which is visible when the person is wearing swimwear, underwear and other low cut clothing surrounding the pubic area. Term most often applies to a female but can also apply to a male.
Did you see that woman at the pool in that bathing suit with all the cooter spider legs sticking out? How gross she needs to trim that shit up!

Cooter Chum 

N: The blood stain left after having period (menstrual) sex
How disgusting, she left a cooter chum stain on the pool table at the party last night!

Cooter Dookie

When a woman's labia is super enflamed and dark, resembling a shit inside of a vagina.
Oh my....that's one big cooter dookie...
Cooter Dookie by Cooter dookie June 16, 2013

Cooter rub 

Referring to cuddling with a girl while rubbing the vagina area outside the girls pants.
Kj can't close, he just cooter rubs all night!
Cooter rub by Castlehood August 30, 2013