parfait cookie

the best cookie in cookie run, confirmed by devsisters

X: did you see the new cookie run character parfait cookie?
Y: yes! devsisters said shes the best chara

by keqings bf real August 17, 2021

Cookie Punch

When a guy can't find the hole and continues to ram his rod forward in an attempt at vaginal penetration.

He's such an eager beaver that he'll probably cookie punch the hell out of the first girl that lays him.

by Bryan Abraham August 27, 2008

frosts my cookies

something that is annoying, that pisses you off.

it frosts my cookies when random people talk shit abou me.

by Anni Moore May 3, 2006

cookie licking

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.

"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."

by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013

Shrimp Cookie

A Shrimp Cookie ocurrs when the twat has an extra large clit sometimes resembling a small penis or a shrimp

1. Dude Lady Gaga has a huge cock!

2. No man she has a Shrimp Cookie...

A. I was eating Brittany out last night when i noticed her huge clit.

B. Dude I was with that bitch last week she has a mad Shrimp Cookie.

by The ARMY are all fat pussies April 12, 2010

Nazi cookie

The type of cookie with a swastika iced onto it. It is offered to Jews by very mean people.

Person 1 & 2: Hi, we're your new Jewish neighbours. We just wanted to say hi.
Person 3: Oh, do come in. Want a nazi cookie?

by NaziCookieMonster January 10, 2011

nigga cookies

Cheddar biscuits (preferably Red Lobster)

I'm getting endless shrimp, with endless nigga cookies!

by Sir Pres Sur March 27, 2016