cooch flamer

When fucking a drunken/unconscious female too hard, the hairs of her unshaven pussy start on fire. Often can cause yeast infections and severe burns to penis.

1. Dude! I made a cooch flamer last night!
2. Drew fucked Keri so hard that her unshaven cooch became on fire.

by Adele, Karah, Brandie June 14, 2007

cooch-aroma

In this context, the cooch refers to the asshole. The aroma from the cooch can make a partner extremely animalistic towards their man or woman.

Cooch-aroma can be either strong or weak but in either case, it drives your partner wild so they demand very kinky sex.

#1 - Lick my asshole

#2 - Fuck yeh, cooch-aroma baby....

by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009

cooch potato

a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.

Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!

Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.

Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.

Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.

by Hu Phlung Pu March 2, 2011

cooch nut

when someone ejaculate in a vagina and she spits it back out; when a female ejaculates natural juices; spoken in thoughts of future mate, mostly males

She laid a fat cooch nut on my tongue, He introduced me to one fine ass cooch nut

by GodMartinZ & RooMMateS September 20, 2005

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

Cooch tard

Someone who knows nothing about and will believe anything they hear about vaginas.

"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."

"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"

by lynn-lynn June 6, 2013

Cooch Pouch

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.

John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*

by smilesalot February 6, 2014