Constantine

verb: the act of holding a pesty raccoon down and tickling their feet.

Eero (pesty raccoon): what the fuck is ur problem!

Adam: hey you were annoying me so I constantined u.

by Owen Schreier February 27, 2008

constant elevation

A lifestyle that consists of being high (under the influence of weed) all the time.

"Cuz your man makes the brain feel soothin
Constant elevation, so we gotta Keep It Movin" - rap duo Smif-n-Wessun

"Positive energy activates, constant elevation" - rap group Gravediggaz

by TommyTheDent March 10, 2007

consistitution

A document recording what a thing consists of.

Bob: What do brownies consist of?

Harold: Well, let me read you the consistitution:

We the Brownies...

Article I: Chocolate
Article II: Butter
Article III: Eggs
Article IV: Sugar

by yum! October 13, 2009

constantine

If you have a person in your school named constatine he is the hottest most popular and sweet boy ever and you should be friends with him. And also he's greek

wow Constantine is greek he's hot and we should be friends with him

by Greeks are amazing October 16, 2020

potato constant

The amount of time a human being can go without showering before the guilt literally kills them.

Stay back! I am approaching the potato constant!

by Boboneoone September 14, 2016

Donation of Constantine

A forged imperial Roman decree used by the Papacy to grant themselves authority over Rome and the Western Roman Empire. It was supposedly given by Emperor Constantine to the fictitious Pope Sylvester.

The Donation of Constantine is a prime example of a Donation of Constantine.

by blaybins April 25, 2010

Universal hallway constant

Generally denoted by K, the universal constant is used in calculating the proper density and distribution of smoke detectors in a house hallway. While the constant can not be mathematically derived, it's value has been estimated at 150, and has units of square feet/kitchen*staircase.

Dude, to be able to tell you how many smoke detectors you'll need, I need to know the proper universal hallway constant.

by Fire Safety October 21, 2010