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indirect confusion

Confusion of the heart, where you don't know if you're "crushing" on someone, and even if you did, you don't know if you should date said person.
Katie, in her turtle-y awesomeness, is quite a mystery. I'm not sure I want to date her, or her me. This is quite a case of indirect confusion.
by Middaymoon December 15, 2008
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Text Confusion

When the meaning behind a simple text doesn't transfer to the actual intended meaning.
When he wrote 'ok' with three dots <ok...> I though he was trying to tell me something. He was actually just saying "okay". I guess I had some text confusion.
by magickat13 September 24, 2015
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Very sad confusion

My girlfriend just dumped me for eating a bagel so I’m in a state of very sad confusion.
by gizmicwooo126 October 8, 2017
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fatty confusion

What fat people who try to lose weight get when they can't lose weight. A state of confusion, anger, and self pity. People with this disorder will despise fit people and sometimes even cry at night - some however just don't look into the reasons why they're not losing weight and complain, often giving the excuse "I have really slow metabolism" or something like that. Fatty confusion is 99% of the time primarily due to lack of knowledge on how to lose weight but in some cases people actually do have very slow metabolism or other disorders which prevent them from having an ordinary or low body fat level.
1. ...and then we departed and I went to the check out line and the clerk was like "OMG WHY!? WHY? WHY SO MANY EGGS!?" and I"m liek "its not that much it'll last me like 2-3 days tops" and she's liek "wha!? why? WHY SO MUCH WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH!?" and I"M like "well I'm trying to put on weight" and she's liek "your trying to put on weight yet you buy fat free cheese?" I'm like "I wanna put on good weight not fat weight" and ramein happens to be right next to me in the same check out line with his mom and is like "lean body mass..... you definitly know what your doin you put on a SHITLOAD of size.. and I mean ALOTTTT of size since I remmeber you first started lifting.." and his mom looks at me and goes "oh no another one.." and I"m liek "what?" and she's liek "its so hard living with him he eats so much!" and I"M liek "hahaha ya so do I he really eats alot?" and she's like "TONSSSSS!! he doesn't stop!" and the clerk was like cuase she was really fat and didn't undedrstnad why this kid ate so much and his body fat was so low..... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! - Taken from the memoirs of ReSpAwN DeMoN
2. That bitch gave me the fatty confusion look and tried to act all "ive got a more important job than you" on me.
by brendan November 21, 2004
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Russian Concussion

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.
by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021
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confusional

To be confusing, or to confuse some one
This letter may be confusional but bare with me
by CoffeeMonkey February 15, 2006
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Confusion

When that girl you met at the bar takes her pants off and she has a dick
You can imagine my confusion when she whipped out a dick!
by Bobber62 April 18, 2019
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