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CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.
There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.
by William J Wilson January 5, 2009
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extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.
"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"
by k.o.h. January 13, 2008
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Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.
Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.
by Urban Defines July 9, 2017
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Air Condition

In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.
” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”
by PhilthyUprDarby January 18, 2018
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Classical Conditioning

A very primal and potent form of instinctive behavioral learning. This is innate in humans and animals of all kind (including fish, worms, etc). Classical conditioning forms the reason and basis for all unhealthy addictions and fetishes.

In an Orwellian type of situation, one could theoretically take over the world if they could classical condition their citizens (in fact, megacorporations are already doing it right now via advertisements).
The teacher played the exact same song every time we took a quiz. I now hate that song thanks to classical conditioning.

Even though I ate dinner, I started craving for a burger after watching a Wendy's commercial, all thanks to classical conditioning.

After seeing all these hot bikini girls in a beer commercial, brad suddenly felt the desire to crack open a cold one, all thanks to classical conditioning.

You could very well get turned on by a fire hydrant all thanks to classical conditioning.
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condimensation

The little bit of water found in the top of condiments: mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise. mmmm

condiments + condensation = condimesation
"Unless you don't shake the condimensation out of this mustard, your sandwich is sure to get damp"

-A friend
by pseudotreetrunk August 17, 2011
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near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.
One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...
by Mohanchous January 11, 2008
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