College McDude 

A nickname that can be applied to the biggest bros at college. Usually at least 6'2", shaggy hair, sunglasses at all times, plaid clothing...you get the picture. Theres always at least one at a party and they piss everyone off as soon as they get there. Usually not in a frat, but dress frattier than frat guys and have no limits. They say bro a lot

Look at College McDude over there in the corner being a dickhead

College McDude by Walkening August 17, 2009

College Board 

A branch of the Soviet secret police, the KGB. This organization used to be known as KolleGeBoard, but the title changed due to inconspicuousness.

The aims of College Board include:
1. undermining the US economy by forcing honest citizens to create a direct deposit of their hard earned salary to College Board's bank account
2. brainwashing the youth of American by conditioning them to respond to BUBBLE stimuli

The rest of College Board's aims are currently unknown, but a group of specialized agents are currently working on that.

"The KGB still lives inside all of us in the form of questions with 5 answer choices. They promote themselves through College Board."

College Board by EMChip October 6, 2009

College Alert 

When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.

Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!".

When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval.

College Alert by Activties August 24, 2009

College Ranking 

In higher education, college and university rankings are determined by any combination of factors. Rankings can be based on subjectively perceived "quality," on some combination of empirical statistics, or on surveys of educators, scholars, students, prospective students, or others. Rankings are often consulted by prospective students and their parents in the university and college admissions process.

The US News and World Report is the most influential ranking in the US. Schools are split into four tiers, with the best being first, and then schools are ranked within each of tier. The first tier is reserved for only the top 50 schools and any college ranked below 50 but above the third tier is part of the second tier. The fourth tier is reserved for the bottom of the barrel colleges and universities.

Some schools are considered so far below average that they don't even garner a college ranking. These include institutions like Walden University and Axia College.

College Ranking by Employed College Grad June 18, 2009

College Confidential 

Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the "average high school student" feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.

Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these *shitty* grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir... Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country.... WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE!?!? HELP ME!! I'm just so worried, and I probably won't even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!

ME: You ignoramus!!!

College Confidential by Ben July 2, 2005

College town bum 

These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.

Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.

College town bum by I, Wreckerrr April 3, 2021

college education 

Something most people can't afford

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.

college education by Katie Hill January 21, 2008