Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

clusternuts

A way to politely describe something that has gone horribly wrong. It's also when something has gone nuts AND is a clusterfuck.

me: Sorry mom. Some servers went clusternuts and I have to stay late at work

by funky49 April 23, 2009

Cluster Kaboom

When you and at least two of your teammates, are blown up by a grenade in any multiplayer online shooter

Dude epic comeback, How? cluster kaboom

by righteous mckgee May 15, 2009

Cluster Ball

A group of people in a kissing orgy clumped together in a sphere like orb

they were having a dandy time in the cluster ball

by Ryan Church III November 3, 2009

Clusterslap

A series of slaps given using one or both hands, within a short period of time. Its like a single slap, but better.

If you say that fucking word one more time ima clusterslap you.

by .anna. November 24, 2009

cluster flock

a large gathering of birds that fly across the runway just as you start your takeoff run.

Co-pilot, "BIRDS 12 o'clock high!"

Pilot, "Oh, Shit, we're headed for a cluster flock....."

by Scully, you're not alone January 25, 2010

cluster bomb

kluhs-ter bom

Explosive diarrhea.

See "splashing the bowl"

After two plates of squid pasta and pork Belly at Mission Chinese, Sam cluster bombed until early the next morning.

by Dia-Ria July 15, 2014