Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007
Get the closet hornymug. When you go to a girls house and she gives head you nut in her mouth and say you gotta go and leave within 3 minutes. Then dont talk to her for awhile, and everytime you pass her going down the road you'll think ya i nutted in that girls mouth. especially when she acts like a bitch
by Waka Flocka Flame April 23, 2012
Get the closet trickmug. Somebody who claims to be a vegetarian, usually for the purposes of appealing to a guy/girl who is also vegetarian, however they secretly eat meat either at home or at restaurants.
Girl: OMG that boy is sooo cute, and he is also a vegetarian and has real respect for animals!
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
Friend: I saw him eating a hotdog on the way home from school yesterday.. he's just a closet carnivore
by JonnyAudiophile June 18, 2011
Get the Closet Carnivoremug. An act wherein a group of friends are invited to hide in a closet and videotape an unsupecting female having intercourse with owner of said closet.
by DJ Jason May 13, 2005
Get the closet capermug. a term for the description of allowing one's apparel and/or possessions to fall where it may as opposed to putting it in closets, drawers and/or laundry hampers.
Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
Alternately, a method of storage that relies on gravity to facilitate it.
"Why do you just drop your things wherever, and not put them away?"
"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
"They are put away. They're in my "Gravity Closet".
by The Semantic Assassin November 30, 2011
Get the Gravity Closetmug. An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor, but will not do or say anything remotely sexual about them until that minor is the age of an legal adult.
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Red flags for these kind of people would be things like someone saying they've waited for someone to turn 18
Lets say a girl turns 18 & a week later she decides to create an Onlyfans page & an adult replies with something like "I've waited for this" at that point it is fair to think they're a Closet pedo
by HULU is boring, neftlix better August 23, 2022
Get the Closet Pedomug. by TooSick4U October 30, 2008
Get the serious closetmug.