Clome

The combination of cool and lame.
basically being cool and lame at the same time even though I'm not sure how thats possible.

person 1: I like your jacket!
person 2: thanks! its clome isn't it?
person 1: que

by Kitty stumps January 29, 2010

George Clooney

The art of turning loose meat sandwiches into millions.

To dye ones hair like a silver back gorilla to snag middle aged women for sexual favours.

George Clooney = go rilla

by whodatwhodere? January 5, 2008

cloomp

is the act of touching another man's dick

come here play with my cloomp

by clitchomper January 3, 2021

clom

The unit used to measure the depth of the vaginal cavity. Approximately the distance from the tip of the middle finger to halfway up the forearm.

Man, this girl was five cloms deep!

by Abbyflail June 11, 2011

clomas

Describes an item or situation that is annoyingly fucked up, but not fucked up so badly that it cannot be repaired or remedied. Commonly used in conjunction with the word "bigtime".

guy one: "How's it going with your new girlfriend"
guy two: "Man, that situation is clomas, bigtime!"

by Char H January 7, 2006

Cloodge

A Cloodge is a fat, sweaty fanny. The term was first used in a tent at Sonisphere 2010 when a short, bald Spanish guy thought it was a real word...now it is.

Show us your Cloodge!!!

by Purpaul August 3, 2010

clomping

Making an "O" face and clapping your hands in front of it until it makes the perfect sound and looking like an idiot while doing so.

"We all sat around clomping our faces off"

by Sizzurpz November 24, 2014