Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).
The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
by neonmafia October 13, 2014
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James: Hey, Bill, guess what?
Bill: What?
James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.
Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
Bill: What?
James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.
Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
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Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.
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It is common that the father will even call his mother into the room to see the clits in his daughters hair.
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Get the Clitisaurus Rex mug.When the air becomes trapped in the folds of a woman's vagina and released through her vagina lips causing, a squiggling sensation, similar to that of a tickle.
She giggled as she passed a clitsquiggle of air down her vagina folds, but only she knew what her smile was about.
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