Chengdu

An inland Chinese city where foods are numb and spicy, girls are horny and sexy, guys are chain smokers/heavy drinkers, and streets are dirty and stinky. It's the capital of Sichuan. It has the largest number of teahouses, bars and whorehouses per capita in the world.

You can take care of your appetite and dick at the time in Chengdu.

by dontgiveup April 24, 2011

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

cleggy

an incredible human being; a perfect specimen; the ultimate; sublime

That guy over there? No, that's not God. That's cleggy. Don't worry: happens all the time.

by Official Cleggy Scholar April 5, 2005

Clegging

Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.

Meanwhile down at Number 10:

Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"

Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."

by Brombles May 14, 2010

eileen cheng

shes is the most amazing friend you could ever have. shes beautiful and her smile lights up the room. when ever you're around her, you're always happy no matter what. her laugh is beautiful and her eyes twinkle like the stars in the night sky. she is the best girlfriend a guy could ask for.

Eileen cheng is the most amazing girl ever

by matsuto96 April 28, 2011

Cheng Yang

The best person in the fucking world. If you meet him, or even better, date him, you are the luckiest person in the world. He's incredibly charming, makes funny jokes (including dirty ones) and is very honest and helpful. So, if you meet a Cheng Yang in your life, bow to his superiority and make sure you befriend him.

Oh my God! Is that a Cheng Yang?

by SomeoneInTheAlphabetMafia February 14, 2021

Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.

Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!

by NevRam April 29, 2010