Claudia

A girl who's alwaya ded

Claudia is ded

by Pussydestroyer329 June 12, 2018

Claudia

The girl who gets all the iPhone related nicknames. She is funny, nice, and doesn’t really care too much. She’s the outgoing type of girl. She’s usually not afraid to put herself out there. She’s nice and cares for the people around her. She’s quick to laugh at jokes even when they aren’t funny and don’t make sense.

You: Knock Knock
Claudia: Who’s there
You: Cow
Claudia: Cow who
You: Cows don’t go who they go moo
Claudia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMAO

by BoiWonder168 July 4, 2019

damn it claudia!

when someone does something wrong or at any random moment you say this. Everyone will either laugh or if this person is the claudia they will hold a long pause then say something of this sort "wtf guys?!?!"

Marles-"Fuck man This Condom Broke!"
Charles-"Damn It Claudia!!"

by T.Beste February 23, 2008

Claude hammercy

The ghetto version of saying lord have mercy and feeling safe about entering Jehovas Kingdom

Turline: Last night I was fucking my boyfriend, Otis and he was tearing my pussy up and I screamed CLAUDE HAMMERCY!

by Herro preese June 27, 2015

Claudia

Someone who is a demon that acts like an angel(not my words)

Jesus Christ is that Claudia?!! Call an exorcist

by MaterialSorrow April 8, 2019

Claudia Schiffer

Another way of describing the anus.

Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

dirty claudette

(Commonly used in games) act of evading someone and then blending within the environment

I feel that last game made Harry into a dirty claudette you feel?

by Scribbs The One May 12, 2020