Stealth Caterpillar

The act of sneakily crossing a large distance in a sleeping bag because one is too lazy to leave it and walk. In order to become the LEGENDARY Stealth Caterpillar you MUST do the 'inching' movement that caterpillars are known for. You must also be incredibly sketchy and stealthy.

Being a Stealth Caterpillar is a prestigious station and the capability to be in such an occupation generally limited to theatre technicians.

Bob- "Stan, it's the middle of the night. What are you doing?"
Stan- "Well, I'm being a Stealth Caterpillar on my way to the restroom."
Bob- "You're not inching."
Stan- "What?"
Bob- "You are not inching."
Stan- "Well I don't see how that really makes a--
Bob- "You are not worthy!"

by SketchyMcGee April 19, 2011

puss caterpillar

A ridiculously large clit that is covered in peach fuzz

The girls puss caterpillar was bigger then my wang, it was freaky AF

by MattyB4$ May 3, 2018

Jungle Caterpillar

In this sex act, When you a sinus infection you sneeze into a big hairy pussy like a hankie til' it looks as green as a tropical forest. Then, get another girl to eat her out and suck on and gag release on your cock til' all the snot is on your dick.

Me and my bi gf got her girl to give me a jungle caterpillar.

by EatItAndLikeIt May 3, 2018

rusty caterpillar

The way your penise looks after anal sex with someone who has diareha

After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.

by Redbeard51185 September 8, 2018

Creepy Caterpillars

A Creepy Caterpillar is a little mangy fucker that goes right for the knee caps.they hunt in packs of 3 and half.You can tell if it’s a creepy caterpillar by there yodeling scream of our agony.They are also quite hairy and are usually a pasty skin color.

Guy 1:Did you see those Creepy Caterpillars over there?

Guy 2 :bruh those were ladies .

Guy 1: Creepy Caterpillars are pasty hairy and mangy..those were Creepy Caterpillars.

by Zangybangy851191 August 21, 2019

Independent catering

A desolate scorched abomination of a canteen. As their motto states “if its not 80% grease we didn’t make it.” The only place that can mess up chips were they either come out frozen or covered in the entire xbox community of salt. Their shambles of an attempt of trying to provide healthy food leaves children consuming more grease and fat than 6 mums at weight-watchers club. Their tomato sauce can be used as wave power due to the sheer volume of water mixed into it. Their burgers are known to have certain side effects such as lung cancer and are comparable to none other than Hitler himself. Just watch out because if you lose your card your rights will be stripped from you and you will be taken down to the dungeon to be beaten and disciplined by the minimum wage demogorgan staff

Person 1: i got a chicken burger from independent catering
Person 2: oh really how is it
Person 1: its pretty goo(cough) lung cancer symptoms take effect

by I want to commit toaster bath March 12, 2021

Emma Caterina

Emma Caterina is a beautiful young woman, probably a European. She gives off french or Italian vibes and has beautiful eyes. She likes to be alone and is always judging everyone she meets, she will secretly only stand like 5 people. She values family and being cultured, she loves learning and is very smart. She IS THE ONE AND ONLY MAIN CHARACTER.

-Wow I would love to get to know Emma Caterina, she's so mysterious.
-Don't. She's a bitch.

-Her tits are so perky thoooooooooooo

by evangelineeeeyyykjjjjj April 30, 2021