export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

cigars

cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now

i have lung cancer from cigars

by M I L K. M A N July 23, 2021

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 11, 2022

Cigar Job

The act of sounding with a cigar.

"Hey baby, can you give me another cigar Job tonight?"

by asmrrfy September 23, 2023

No Cigar

When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it

Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.

by LegendTiwa April 2, 2023

cigar club

That group of people who aren’t vibing with the music at a party so they sit in the back and talk (with or without cigars)

“No she didn’t leave the party she’s just in the cigar club out back”

by clarkbar95 September 18, 2020