choad nugget

a kidney stone comming out a choad.

-husband "push come on get it out!!!

-wife "fuck, i hate choad nuggets

by DA_SHIT!!! June 14, 2009

choad boy

a penis that is fatter than what it is long

(jamie) look at choad boy hes pissing in the corner.

by will gdfg May 1, 2005

choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

choad boy

Someone who is computer swavy and talks with an abnormal high fluctuating voice. A choad boy usually will only leave his abode at night because sun light is bad for his skin. A choad boy will often say words which cannot be understood by normal humans but another choad boy will know exactly what he is talking about.

That Choad Boy just fix my computer, but I couldn't understand anything he said to me in his choad voice.

by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006

CHOAD PUFFER

A dick sucker..one who suck's dick/penis

Hey Heard that Tommy is a Choad Puffer.

by nighttalk.us July 18, 2004

choad crystal

The fecal matter that is caked on the back of a man's testicals.

yo, those choad crystals are wack, son.

by count snatchula March 20, 2009

Choad Monster

This is a huge hairy monster that eats people who are called "choads" they also like to feed on "choad warriors". These monsters have been around for hundreds of years. More and more variations of choad are being created everyday. The newest type of choad that has been seen is the Salmon Choad. The Choad monster has taken a great liking to attacking and eating this particular type of choad. The only thing that can stop a Choad Monster is an elite group of three mammoth cats, they are called G-Unit, Panther and Blackie. Hopefully one day they will bring down the Choad monster and all choads on earth shall be safe to live in peace.

"Ah it's the Choad monster run!!!!!!!!"

by Crazy McMental May 28, 2006