chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

Chappelling

The act of having anything and everything go wrong at the same time. Unfortunate events happening with particularly poor timing. Known sarcastically as, "really killing it right now, guys".

You know you're just Chappelling it up when you go to start a timed quiz on your labtop for pharm and your charging cord lights on fire.

by TheERSlimShady October 12, 2016

chappeder

To describe the comparative form of chapped. More chapped.

My lips were chappeder then they were yesterday.

by Holly Goat May 4, 2018

Chapunga

A small, viscous dog, usually a Chihuahua, that runs from peoples houses to attack passerby's.

"Chapunga, get the fuck back in the yard."

"Amedeo is scared of Chapunga."

by Akabane08 May 2, 2019

chapluvmate

An uncommonly used term when referring to a chap, luv, or mate but cant choose. This term is only used by the most highest brits.

Eliza: Wow, those tea cups and krumpets were very elegant tasting.

Kasen:Why thank you, chapluvmate.

by n0t aMy January 31, 2021

Chaputi

A general term for tool in Pootean.

Can you hand me that chaputi there?

I used that chaputi to fix the sink.

by Emperor of Pootea February 24, 2021

chappaquidditch

A dangerous game played by witches and wizards while riding in Oldsmobile Delmont 88 sedans; da game consists of players' trying to swiftly traverse a narrow unlit bridge at nighttime, without falling off da edge.

I dunno if Ted Kennedy and/or Mary Jo Kopechne were attempting an impromptu game of "chappaquidditch" on that fateful night in mid-July of 1969, but I cannot see how they would have even known about da game at dat time, since da "Harry Potter" authoress had only been born less than four years earlier, and so she could not possibly have started writing her famous novels till much later.

by QuacksO June 14, 2021