Cat

A ride whore who denies being a ride whore but there is no denying it. Is a niggardly and whiny hypocrite that smells like KY brand lube. Enjoys the occasional quief and is obsessed with phalic objects with leapord/tiger print on them. If you seek a cat, pull out your slut radar gun and follow it to the nearest blowjob location.

Im giving Cat a ride to the movies because i havent been laid for a while

by JAK92 July 9, 2010

Cat

Truly cool kids/people. Not to be confused with "cool" scene kids/people. Cats are few and far between.

Avery: "See that kid over there?"

Josh: "Yeah, what about him?"

Avery: "He's a cat."

Josh: "???"

Avery: "Nevermind."

by The tophat cat November 7, 2009

Cat

You totally dissed me… at least you looked super cute doing it❤️❤️❤️
… and you caused me more work, but I probably would have thrown in a question or two…. And you probably know this..

Someone had a cat party here🙀🙀🙀 and I wasn’t even invited

Hoping your cat wasn’t involved…
At least now your cat can be occupied with a fish

Love you always ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u March 13, 2023

Cat

An animal belonging to the family Felidae. It is a common household pet and its coat consists of pubes. They need to die, as everybody knows they only piss on your drapes and hack balls of pubes into your bowl of soup; mainly Campbell's chicken soup.

Once upon a time, a man and a cat lived inside a house. There was extreme tension and so the man tossed the cat into his pool. The cat escaped and continued to piss on the man's drapes. He became determined to destroy the cat and so he pursued the feline only to be cut off by a freeway. The man goes home in defeat only to mutter
"At least the car was green."

by eduardogutierres June 1, 2007

Cat

when I saw you today, there was no cute smile…
Mind spinning….

Did you read something? Found a post I didn’t write, a lot of things seem as though I could have written it… you should know that is not me. What if you don’t? Must respond … responded ..

Another thought.. the post from other account baffles me. (….) you thought I was giving up because you dissed me? My mind wants to analyze, but my heart says “no, it is an amazing race challenge… he can’t talk to you.” Possibly a silly idea, but I don’t try to argue with the heart. Worse case scenario, my heart is wrong… and I have a crazy heart… i am crazily in love with YOU!

All I know is I love you! I want to hear your heart beat! I want to love you! I want to be loved by you!!!!
Okay, and maybe for numbers… ❤️
I also like it when your cat is happy ❤️❤️

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u March 14, 2023

Cat

The thing beetween a girl's legs. also known as a pussy

Veronica sent me a picture of her cat.

by Icehawk12345 October 11, 2011

Cat

Cat is someone you meet and then never want to lose. She comes into your life and makes you realise what a true friend is. She is there through thick and thin. She’s reliable and kind to everyone. She’s a great laugh and makes you smile when your around her but is still determined. She glows like an angle and is beautiful inside and out. Although she is beautiful she Doesn’t know it which makes her even more beautiful. She is a stunner but also would be an amazing girlfriend and therefore every boy has to refrain themselves from kissing her. She’s the kind not person you know when she leaves, if only for two weeks, you’ll miss her.

The sort of person you’ll love forever....

Cat is amazing...
Cat is awesome...
Cat is loved...

by Amy.wt January 4, 2019