Catfishing

A sexual act when a crazy cat lady inserts a can of tuna into her vagina and let's her cats go to town.

I heard that chick loves being catfished

"Hey Patrice, what are your plans for Valentines Day"
"Just some catfishing with Fluffy"

by Big Deal AU September 17, 2016

catfish

a word to describe a female made up of 100% uglyness. Like, this bitch is fucking nasty if your calling her a catfish.

while an ugly bitch walks by in the mall

"CATFISH!"

by mc rb May 1, 2007

Catfishing

Beeing lazy and watch tv or read and just do as little as possible when you could do other stuff. The reason for the term is that the catfish generally hang out on the bottom of the water, being lazy and doing all they need there without moving unnecessarily.

"I'm really tired, you up for some catfishing?"

"We could do some trekking, but I would prefer to take a chill day and just catfish."
"Catfishing sounds good to me."

by McKnas December 23, 2012

Catfished

Dumb people being tricked by fat people pretending to be hot people

Brandon was catfished by Rob Kardashian pretending to be Kendal Jenner

by Alwjlo September 28, 2018

mexican catfish mustache

: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)

The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.

by Mexican Catfish June 26, 2010

Catfish

Pictures=gorgeous

In person=ugly

"That sophie beenham ones a catfish"

by Ihatesb January 7, 2017

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016