Carpet nurse

A nurse who works in administrative offices, makes rules for bedside nurses with no idea what it's really like.

"She's a carpet nurse, she'd never do hands on patient care".

by Refreshments and Narcotics July 6, 2022

carpet frog

A fart. Passing flatulence.

“Jack’s been passing carpet frogs all morning after those beans...”

by KingSingh January 22, 2018

Carpet Wiper

Wiping your rusty sheriff's badge like a maniac after a nice solid bowel movement. Instead of using small strokes to ensure a clean behind, a carpet wiper makes multiple aggressive passes with the same TP. It makes a similar sound to cleaning a carpet stain.

This guy at the office makes me uncomfy when I hear him wipe. He's a carpet wiper for sure & I'm concerned about the status of his balloon knot.

by Smooth Oper8or March 9, 2020

carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut.

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019

Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.

"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."

by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016