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Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton
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Mary carol ray

Will claim she is not hungry but will steal all of your food. Always wants desert or sugar. Still denies that she is a vsco girl but she uses a hydro flask and scrunchies so you tell me. Names her car, loves monograms, LOVES coffee. She is pretty dope tho. The most beautiful woman ever, strong, courageous, kind, sweet, funny, sarcastic, independent, brilliant, and loving.
When I met Mary carol ray my life changed forever and I have never been happier, I am still dumbfounded as to how someone this incredible can exist
by Latinmaster22 November 19, 2019
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Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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The Carol's Primus Project

aka the CPP



A secret project at which no further explanation can be divulged


yet
"gentlemen, CPP has reached phase 3"
by CPP commander February 2, 2004
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when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.
by meatpupette February 23, 2010
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Carol/Carl

Carol/ Carl is the type of person who hates their life decisions and instead of trying to make the best of them, they are constant complainers, love to play the “blame game” , and seek others to join in their misery by upsetting their day.
When I see my work schedule and notice that I have a shift with Carol/Carl, I have to make sure to get a good nights sleep and affirm a positive aura for the day.
by Positivity July 23, 2022
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Carol

My fucking grandmother. She thinks she is always right because she has lived the longest. She tries to pick fights constantly and calls u fat because she would rather have a granddaughter that is a size 00 than who I am. She has a big mouth and says whatever she wants and doesn’t assume any consequences. Carol is the type of person u would start to fight wuth on the street. She would probably start with politics and say she’s right. When ur sleeping and she’s drunk, she decides it best if u make the most fuckinh noise possible and keep doing it to them pick a another fight with u just to prove she’s right when she isn’t. Then u tell her she isn’t and she says neither are u, nIGGA I KNOW CAROL UR SO FUCKING IRRELEVANT
*i write these when I’m angry at people*
Carol- bangs pull bottles around slams doors and yells at u to get up
Me- I’m sleeping
carol- no ur not!!
by Ur dad. April 18, 2019
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