caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.

After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.

by olbluejr July 8, 2016

captive

A person who is taken prisoner or an animal who was been took out of it habitat and is being used

SeaWorld holds captive orcas for show and attraction

by DJ_Sharpshooter April 12, 2017

Caputo hits

1. When you smoke a cigarette till the cherry falls off
2. Smoking fliter

Damn bro you taking caputo hits

by Wookfoot710 October 12, 2017

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

Cacuti

the human embodiment of ur sister mister

1:Ur Mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
3: Ur Granny Tranny
4: Ur grandpap a trap
Catharina: hey guys whats up, Im Cacuti!
1, 2, 3 & 4 get exploded to smithereens then built back to humans to be exploded again

by poopy mcpoophead May 14, 2018

captiva

the beginning of a day when the light from the sun starts to become visible due to the rotation of the earth and the position of the earth. it is a result of the emission of light from the sun and the position of a human, where the light pierces the conjunctivae and enters the pupils to stimulate his or her retinas and triggers neuronal inputs that course through my optic nerves, cross at the optic chiasm and then radiate into different lobes of his or her cortex of his or her brain.

it was created to replace the word sunrise, which is misleading and wrong.

1. It is another early morning, and I can see the captiva. 2. The captiva is occuring now. 3. the captiva is captivating.

by addake December 1, 2018

Cautious

Careful when you see a shifty person looking left then right , like trouble or up to no good!

Jason was Cautious when a group if young boys entered the store running.

by OneCrazyRabbit March 12, 2020