cunting

a gathering that involves heavy amounts of booze and always ends in a weird place. can be a night out or a party but must always involve alcohol

originally from the brotherhood of Chad's encyclopedia of knowledge now made public

samuel and his fellow chums gathered in the local pub for a cunting this was not going to end sober

by sillyninja65 December 18, 2019

Catting

To laze in the sun, napping like a cat.

"I was catting yesterday...perfect weather for it. It was so relaxing."

by Ceejay21 March 22, 2020

Cunting Twat

Someone who is a twat and also a cunt.

That referee Kevin Friend, he's a cunting twat, how is that a foul by Harry Maguire?

by WargainV2 January 12, 2021

Caning it

Driving very fast

It was 1am and I was caning it up the motorway.

by togi_one February 21, 2021

Casting Off

To wang your chap at the moment of ejaculation so that it looks like you are a filthy fly fisherman with a line of spunk. Prevalent amongst the poor cum shot community.

Wiggy nearly snapped his rod casting off all over her disappointed face.

by Rudemark April 19, 2023

bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.

"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 3, 2009